Things That Escalated Quickly
Well, these 10 photos escalated quickly. Minor signs and responses can go from calm to a major issue very fast! Check out all these minor issues turned large in seconds!
50 Shades of Dora
Sometimes things just get totally out of control, way too fast. All 10 of these pictures seem totally normal at first but things get really crazy in a hurry!
Wildly Inappropriate Kids’ Clothing
You won’t believe the horribly inappropriate kids’ clothing that actually made it to shelves. What were the designers behind these clothing items thinking, and who would ever buy them?
Kid’s Fisting Tee
Would you dress your kid in any of these wildly inappropriate children’s clothes?
20 Photos Taken at the Perfect Angle
It’s hard to take a good photo even when you’re posing for it, but sometimes everything just works out perfectly. These people managed to snap pictures at the perfect angle to create amusing optical illusions!
Take A Whiff
So how does my hair smell?
Crazy Name Fails We Just Love
If you think your name is bad, you should check out some of these hilarious name fails. Makes you really wonder what people are thinking when they come up with these names.
“Chow Tow” AKA “Smelly Head”
In 2006 a list of illegal names was published in Malaysia, and among the names was the Cantonese phrase “chow tow” which can be translated to “smelly head” in English. Apparently after having repeated issues where the name was being used, they had to actually include it within the legal document. I seriously feel bad for any of those babies. Talk about making someone self-conscious!
Funniest Tip Jar Signs Ever
Want to earn some extra tip money? Come up with a clever but funny idea for a tip jar, and you could make some extra money for your pocket! Would these hilarious signs convince you to leave a tip? Some have lured me in. If you have some ideas that worked for you, please let us know in the comments as we would love to hear all your great ideas.
Game of Thrones Tip Jar
Sometimes you have to get clever to get your customers to leave a tip. Would these hilarious tip-jar signs convince you to leave a buck or two? This funny Game of Thrones sign has to be raking in the dough!
20 Jokes to Start Your Day
If you like dry humor you will really love these! They should bring a smile to your face.
Chances Are You Have Used One of These Incorrectly
As English evolves, word meanings shift and turn, sometimes reversing themselves altogether. There are so many words in the English language that it’s not surprising that the definitions for some of them have gotten mixed up over the years. It’s possible that you’ve gone your entire life without realizing your mistakes. I’m sure people have noticed. One day, you were probably walking down the street, casually chatting with an old friend, and one of these words slipped out of your mouth. In some cases, we are wise to likewise be flexible; in others, we relax our vocabulary at the expense of useful distinctions:
What you may think it means: Commonly employed to mean “not interested,”
What it actually means: disinterested has a precise, useful meaning of “neutral, unbiased.”
What you may think it means: a tragedy, an unfortunate event
What it actually means: a mockery; a parody
This one, I’ll admit, is my own personal error. For the longest time, I equated travesty with tragedy, mostly because in passing, they sound like the same word. It’s stupid, I know, but if you knew how many times I confused fetal position with beetle position, you wouldn’t be laughing. It’s a serious problem.
What you may think it means: a funny coincidence
What it actually means: contrary to what you might expect
The impact of ironic has been diluted because many people use it to mean “coincidental,” when its traditional definition is “counter to expectations or what is appropriate.”It’s not ironic that you bumped into a talking turtle in a sweater vest right after you told your friend how cool it would be to bump into a talking turtle in a sweater vest. It’s a coincidence, and believe it or not, those two words are
not related. Also, you should probably lay off the drugs because I’m pretty sure animals shouldn’t be talking.
What you may think it means: to skim or glance over something
What it actually means: to review something carefully/in-depth
How this definition got completely turned on its head, I’ll never know, but I’ll be sure never to say “I’m going to go peruse my math textbook” ever again, just in case someone overhears and tries to hold me to it under the real meaning.
What you may think it means: amused
What it actually means: confused
Again, with the whole “words sounding alike” issue. I’m starting to think I just need hearing aids. This is getting out of hand.
What you may think it means: to willingly do something, to feel like you need to do so
What it actually means: to be forced to do something (willingly or unwillingly)
The word you’re looking for is “impelled.” I agree, it doesn’t get enough attention.
What you may think it means: to feel sick
What it actually means: to cause nausea
When you eat too much ice cream and declare to your mom or the nearest adult, “I feel nauseous,” what you’re actually saying is that you are causing people around you to feel sick. Thanks, jerk. (For the record, “I’m nauseated” is the way to go.)
What you may think it means: repetitive
What it actually means: superfluous, able to be cut out
“Including this sentence is redundant because you already mentioned your love of Santa Claus in the previous paragraph.” This has always been my exposure to the word redundant, so it only makes sense that I would think repetitive was correct. I can’t be the only one? Right? RIGHT?
What you may think it means: enormousness
What it actually means: extreme evil
I don’t know where the “extreme evil” thing came from (probably the Devil) but enormity makes more sense as enormousness in my mind.
What you may think it means: awesome, fantastic
What it actually means: causing terror
Okay, so “causing terror” is more of an outdated definition but I still thought it was interesting. Maybe keep this fun fact in the back of your mind the next time you call your favorite camper, “Terrific Tommy,” because technically, a few decades ago, that might have been an insult. Unless instead of a camper, he’s a serial killer. In that case, go for it.
FAIL – She Really DID Just Say That!
Are you kidding me? Yes this news anchor really said this on national TV.
A Fox affiliate, the San Francisco powerhouse station KTVU, is dealing with the fallout of a major error on Friday. During their noon broadcast, a report on the deadly Asiana Airlines crash took a turn for the unintentionally offensive when they broadcast the names of pilots in charge of that flight. The mangled Asian-sounding names were, in fact, thinly-disguised expletives mocking the sentiments expressed by the crash victims and their families.
The supposed names of the crash victims broadcast on KTVU included “Sum Ting Wong,” “Ho Lee Fuk,” and “Bang Ding Ow.”
A KTVU anchor later apologized for the error. She said that the names were inaccurate in spite of the fact that a National Transpiration Safety Board spokesperson confirming them.
- ‘Ho Lee Fuk’: Someone Pranked San Francisco TV Station Into Reporting Fabricated Names Of Asiana Pilots (mediaite.com)
- Fox Affiliate KTVU Apologizes For Racist Asiana Airlines Reporting Error (deadline.com)
- Anchor Fail: KTVU Gives Glaringly Wrong Asiana Pilot Names (newsy.com)
- San Francisco TV Station, NTSB Issue Apologies Following Asiana Airlines Prank (newyork.cbslocal.com)
- Asiana Airlines considering legal action over fake pilot names (kgw.com)
- KTVU pranked during SFO crash, reports Captain’s names ‘Sum Ting Wong’ and ‘Wi Tu Lo’ (pix11.com)
- KTVU apologizes after on-air gaffe of Asiana pilot names (usatoday.com)
Get Lucky by Obama
Obama singing Get Lucky by Daft Punk. Now who ever did this, it sure took alot of work! But it was some awesome work, and all the words match up! Not to mention its a good song! Enjoy.
Daft Punk Get Lucky featuring Pharrell Williams Lyrics
Like the legend of the phoenix
All ends with beginnings
What keeps the planet spinning
The force from the beginning
We’ve come too far to give up who we are
So let’s raise the bar and our cups to the stars
She’s up all night ’til the sun
I’m up all? night to get some
She’s up all night for good fun
I’m up all night to get lucky
We’re up all night ’til the sun
We’re up all? night to get some
We’re up all night for good fun
We’re up all night to get lucky
We’re up all night to get lucky (x4)
Complete lyrics: http://www.directlyrics.com/daft-punk-get-lucky-lyrics.html
- Daft Punk – Get Lucky ft. Pharrell (Remix) (fa925.net)
- Daft Punks, Daft Punk Remix Of Get Lucky (coxillah.com)
- Daft Punk – “Get Lucky” Remix (freshnessmag.com)
- New Song: Daft Punk Featuring Pharrell Williams, ‘Get Lucky’ (Remix) (buzzworthy.mtv.com)
- Daft Punk debut their very own 10-minute ‘Get Lucky’ remix (dancingastronaut.com)
- Daft Punk Releases 10-Minute ‘Get Lucky’ Remix (kroq.cbslocal.com)
- Daft Punk Releases 10-Minute ‘Get Lucky’ Remix (1015jamz.cbslocal.com)
- Daft Punk – Get Lucky (Daft Punk Remix) (chloroplastered.wordpress.com)
- Daft Punk Releases 10-Minute ‘Get Lucky’ Remix (997now.cbslocal.com)
- Barack Obama channels Daft Punk, “sings” Get Lucky (dancingastronaut.com)
Clean and Patch Your Crack
I was researching the internet on the best way to seal the cracks in my cement. Not the plumbers crack, but that should be cleaned also. Then I came along this video and I could not stop laughing. If your mind wanders like mine, then you will get some good laughs out of it just like me. Keep in mind this is a real video created to sell CrackStix, which even makes it funnier. I added in a few comments to even spice it up a bit more.
Thanks to Dalton Enterprises for providing the video on how to use there product CrackStix.
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- Repairing Cracks in Concrete (planitdiy.com)
- Garage Floor Options – Epoxy Finish (Part 1) (planitdiy.com)
- How to Treat Dry, Cracked Feet (dailyglow.com)
- Police Raid Site Linked to Purported Crack Video (theepochtimes.com)
- Toronto mayor denies smoking crack cocaine (itv.com)
- How the Rob Ford crack video could be faked (o.canada.com)
- We Are Raising $200,000 to Buy and Publish the Rob Ford Crack Tape (gawker.com)
- Gawker reports Rob Ford crack video may be ‘gone’ (cbc.ca)
- Gawker Reports Alleged Rob Ford Crack Video May Be “Gone.” Gone Fishin’ We Hope! (nottheworstnews.com)